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City fans are notorious for their inventiveness in making up original chants that even make those fans and players targeted by them smile. That’s part of the fun in going to live matches, even when we are the target for another set of fan’s chants.
Does anybody agree with me that we should try to have a catchy chant\song for every current City player, so they feel as “wanted” as Kolo Toure does? Once we get one for a player there would then be a concerted effort by everyone during the matches (via song sheets handed out at matches if required) so that these chants get a “lift off” and become part of City’s folklore history!
“Shauny Wright Wright Wright”, “Ireland is Superman”, “We’ve got Robinho”, “Benjani, oh-oh..” and Richard Dunne’s “he’s here, he’s there” instantly roll off our tongues when one of these players does something good, but what about Nedum Onuoha, Micah Richards, Wayne Bridge, Nigel De Jong, Craig Bellamy etc? I’m not aware of a proper chant for these players (unless you know different of course).
What I’d like to do here is stimulate the creative minds of all City fans, and challenge each of you to submit a unique chant for each player before the start of the season.
A recent blog on this site called on fans to “modify” the words of the chant we sang to Carlos Tevez last season, as it was no longer appropriate, and I got a great response.
Hope this gets you thinking, and remember a chant can have more than one verse!
How about “Oh Micah you’re so fine, you’re so fine you blow my mind, hey Micah, hey Micah”?
Chants required for:
Carlos Tevez
Emmanuel Adebayor
Roque Santa Cruz
Gareth Barry
Kolo Toure
Shay Given
Micah Richards
Nedum Onuoha
Wayne Bridge
Javier Garrido
Nigel De Jong
Vincent Kompany
Craig Bellamy
Steve Kay


That Micah song is a tad un manly to sing for my liking lol.
I beg ppl not to just start chanting argentina to tevez like the rags did,it is so stupid.
I have one for Bridge, Oh Bridge ur so s**t ur so s**t, go warm the bench the bench
HE USED TO BE A DIRTY RED TEVEZ TEVEZ
HE USED TO BE A DIRTY RED TEVEZ TEVEZ
HE SAW THE LIGHT BECAME A BLUE HE JOINED THE FANS WHO F**K MAN U
CARLOS TEVEZ CITYS 32 NA NA NA NANNA NA
how about Nigel De Jong (To the tune of “i fought the law” by ‘the clash’): i fought de jong and de jong won - i fought de jong and de jong won.
or vincent kompany to the tune of “jolly good company” the old war song: here we are again, happy as can be, all good pals and vincent kompany!
ROBINHO000 ZABELETA KOMPANY IT GETS BETTER, ADE ROCKY AN KOLO, BARRY JONG AN GARRIDO WALKIN IN A CITY WONDERLAND
Oh Adebayooor,
When he shoots he scores,
and the City sing,
Oi! Oi! Oi!
to Chase the Sun by Planet Funk.
HES BIG HES BALD HES SCARY, HE DONT PLAY LIKE A FAIRY, HE MAKES THEIR FORWARDS WARY, ITS VINCENT KOMPANY DER DER DER DE TO THE TUNE OF THE MUNSTERS
ED: Definitely the best for Vincent - brilliant!!
NIGEL WHERE EVER YOU MAY BE, YOU GET STONED IN YOUR COUNTRY, IT COULD BE WORSE YOU COULD BE A RED, WALKIN ABOUT WITH A EMPTY HEAD.
To the tune of the Adams Famly…
He is big…he is tall
he tackles and wins the ball
he is built like a brickwall…
He is Vincent Kompany
De de de de
De de de de
De de de de, De de de de, De de de de
Carlos Tevez: variation on a theme.
Don’t cry for our Argetinian
The truth is he never loved you
So f*** off Fergie
And buy a has-been
Cos we’ve got Carlos
He plays for God’s team
ED: Absolutely love this one for Tevez!!
Kolo Touré (To the tune of the Beetles ‘She loves you’ given his statement of undying love in his press-conference.)
He loves us (yeah, yeah, yeah) x 3
He’s called Kolo Tou-ré
He’s come to us to pla-ay
And he’ll never go away
Cos we all heard him say
He loves us (yeah, yeah, yeah) x 3
Kompany - “At center back hes magic, in midfield hes fantastic, upfront he’ll score a hat-rick, its Vincent Kompany!”
*Adams family tune.
Tevez -
“Tevez - “He snubbed the reds to join the blues TEVEZ TEVEZ, hes partnered next to Santa Cruz TEVEZ TEVEZ, and Stevie Ireland he’ll be there to give the Premier League a scare, SUPER CITY WE’RE THE F**KING BEST….na na na”
*Torres/Tevez tune
“Fergie sign him up…Fergie Fergie sign him up!”
**Derby day special!
Adebayor - “Ohhh Adebayor when he shoots he scores and the City sing…Oi Oi Oi!”
*Darts tune
and of course
“Adebayor, Adebayorrrrr give him the ball and he will score!”
Santa Cruz -
“We bid for him once
We bid for him twice
He didn’t want to play for Sam Allardyce
Santa Cruz is coming to town!”
“You better watch out
You better beware
He’s good on the ground
He’s great in the air
Santa cruz is coming to town!”
ED: Absolutely brilliant one for Santa Cruz
Just some of the songs…
He once was red but now he’s blue, Tevez Tevez,
Old Bacon Chops is mad with you Tevez Tevez,
You were a rag but now your not,
Now Fergies gone and lost the plot,
Carlos Tevez, Welcome to Manchester!
Steve Kay - don’t you have anything better to do with your days? They are so precious.
United never thought we’d sign
Tevez Tevez
He’s quick he’s strong he’s Argentine
Tevez Tevez
We always knew his blood was blue
He’s City’s number 32
Carlos Tevez City’s 32
how about…. “we built this city” by starship
(we built this city on robinho)
Simple one: to “Go West”
Carlos
Welcome to Manchester
Tevez
Welcome to Manchester
(repeat ad nauseum).
fergie phone himup he said fuck off fuck off im going 2 a better clubim off imoff fuck the rags imnow a blue propper fans and bigger 2 carlos teves is a blue boy now nanana nanan na ann
de jong, where ever you may be, we smoke weed in your country, we dont think it could get better, shauny wright and zabeleta,
hes gareth barry, he is a brumie, they say he only joined city for the money, hes signed and sealed, and now hes runnin city in midfeild,hes gareth barry, he was at villa, and now he has a wallet for a piller.
SHEIKH MANSOUR, SHEIKH MANSOUR,UR,UR IF HUGHESEY WANTS MONEY HE’L GIVE HIM SOME MORE, SHEIKH MANSOUR, SHEIKH MANSOUR,UR,UR, HE BOUGHT MAN CITY AN ADEBAYOR tune of adebayor give hime the ball
money money money, hes got money, in the monsour world, all the things we will do, cos we have a lot of money, in the monsour world, ha ha abba’s tune
BELLER’S WHERE EVER YOU MAY BE, YOU SHAG SHEEP, IN YOUR COUNTRY, WE HAVE TO SING YOUR SO GOOD,COS YOU’L GO MAD WITH YOUR GOLF CLUB
GARY NEVILLE AN HIS BROTHER, THEY WANK OFF ONE ANOTHER,THEY HAVE BOTH FUCKED THERE MOTHER THE NEVILLE FAMILY DE DE DE DE. VINCENTS BALD NOT HAIRY, AND HES SO FXXKIN SCAREY,HE’D KICK FXXK OUT OF ROONEY, VINCENT KOMPANY DE DED DED
These by peter are class up until where i cut the rest off.
Don’t cry for our Argetinian
The truth is he never loved you
So f*** off Fergie
He loves us (yeah, yeah, yeah) x 3
He’s called Kolo Tou-ré
He’s come to us to pla-ay
And he’ll never go away
Cos we all heard him say
He loves us (yeah, yeah, yeah) x 3
Dannyblues is mint to
He once was red but now he’s blue, Tevez Tevez,
Old Bacon Chops is mad with you Tevez Tevez,
You were a rag but now your not,
Now Fergies gone and lost the plot,
(to the tune of “Dear Yoko”)
oh no, kolo!
never ever ever going to let you go!
(to the tune of “hey baby”)
Shaayyyyyyy, Shay-baby
I want to know
Will you keep my goal?
For Nedum, to the tune of the Pink Panther…
Nedum, Nedum, Nedum Nedum Nedum Nedum Nedum….
Onuoha!
Some very good songs, but none are going to get sung by the entire crowd at Eastlands. What we need are catchy chants to popular tunes. As well as the usual for SWP, Ireland, Dunne and Robinho (Which is Rubbish) I’ve got the following:-
Kompany - (Sung to the tune of Wembley) Kompany, Kompany, he is big and he is hard and he plays for Man City.
Kompany - (Song to Go West) Vincent, Vincent Kompany
Zabaleta - (Heard at Stoke away last season - To the tune of the Conga) Do, Do, Do Pablo Zabaleta
Zabaleta (Sung to Hava Nagila (Imre Veradi) Pablo, Pablo Zabaleta
Petrov (To the Tune Reach Up - Middlesbrough sing it when they score a goal) Martin Petrov, Da, Da, Da, Da, Martin Petrov
Bellamy (To the Tune of Brown Girl In The Rain) Craig, Craig Bellamy, Tra La La La La.
He’s big he’s tall he’s scary,
He makes defences wary,
his heads not very hairy,
the Vincent Kompany!
The only team from Manchester, CITY CITY
The best fans in all the land, CITY CITY
With Pride In Battle on our chest
F**K the F.A. and the press
Super City, Pride of Manchester
NANANANANANA
Gareth Barry is a blue,
Is a blue,
Is a blue,
Gareth Barry is a blue
He hates Villa…